Funny Golf Quotes

Those who don't play golf may wonder if hitting a stationary ball is really that much fun, but once you get hooked, you can't get enough of the sport's charm! Here are some famous quotes and sayings from great players that teach this: "Golf courses are like women. If you handle them right, they're fun, but if you do, they can get out of hand." Tommy Armour.

A golfer's noblest goal is to hit a spectacular shot that will amaze others... "The more you learn in golf, the more you learn." "Golf is a game that gives you confidence in the morning and destroys it in the evening."

People with a handicap of 30 neglect golf.

People with a handicap of 20 tend to neglect their family lives.

People with a handicap of 10 tend to neglect their work.

Those with a handicap of 5 or less neglect everything. Golf is a triangular game between the player, the opponent, and the course, but the player's greatest enemy is not the course or the opponent, but himself.

Golf is 80 percent played with the mind and the remaining 20 percent with the muscles.

Golf is simple, but it takes time to get to know it.